THE PHIL GUY
SOCIAL CLUB
MEET $PHILGUY
A VERY WELL DRESSED INTERNET OCCURRENCE № 001 / EST. WHENEVER

JUST A
JEAN PHIL
GUY✳

Some guys make a scene.
Phil makes an entrance.

GET TO KNOW PHIL ↗↗No appointment necessary.
EXCEPTIONALLY ORDINARY • EXCEPTIONALLY ORDINARY •
Phil, a smiling golden dog with a blond bob, houndstooth jacket, checkered shirt and red tie
100%
THAT GUY
FIG. 01 — THE MAN HIMSELF
↙ SCROLL FOR THE FULL STORYA GOOD DAY TO BE A GUY( 01 / 05 )
01 / THE INTRODUCTION SOMEONE YOU OUGHT TO MEET
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WHO'S
THIS GUY?

well, funny you should ask ↗
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He’s Phil. Jean Phil, if you're being formal.

A man of impeccable collars, leisurely afternoons, and an absolutely unshakable sense that everything is probably fine.

He arrived one day, adjusted his tie, and made himself right at home.

— Phil, probably ✻
02 / A CLOSER LOOK

DRESSED
FOR NOTHING.
READY FOR
ANYTHING.

The dress code? There isn't one.
He just happens to be like this.

↘
THE DAILY PHIL
VOL. 01
Phil's signature outfit
A gentleman is never overdressed.
01.THE HAIRFlawlessly in its own time zone.
02.THE JACKETSomewhere between business and a picnic.
03.THE SHOESHe might leave. He probably won't.
03 / FIELD NOTES

AN ENTIRELY
ORDINARY
AFTERNOON.

POSTCARD FROM SOMEWHERE NICE
Phil enjoying a pleasant afternoon
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NO HURRY. NO WORRIES. JUST PHIL.
THINGS PHIL BELIEVES IN:

Good manners. Better outfits. Taking the scenic route, even when you don't know where you're going.

04 / GOOD COMPANY THE DOOR IS OPEN
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BELONG HERE.

COME ON
IN, PAL.

Phil saved you a seat. It's a very nice seat.
He hasn't said much about it, but he seems pleased.

A portrait of Phil
your new favorite acquaintance ♡
OFFICIAL
GOOD GUY
SEAL ✳
OPEN MOST DAYS. ESPECIALLY TODAY. ✳ MEMBERSHIP: JUST SHOW UP.
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05 / THE IMPORTANT LITTLE DETAIL

IT'S A
PHIL THING.

Now you know the guy. The rest is up to you.

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